It's Never Too Late To Listen! Listen! Listen!

Assalamualaikum! rasanya dah lama tak mulakan post dengan salam. tsk. sama lamanya dengan tak blog pasal kehidupan seharian macam dolu-dolu. tsk. pebendalah yang aku blog setiap hari sehari dua kali 5 tahun lepas. tapi mohon jangan ceroboh archive. tulisan tak matang jangan dikenang.

so since the last time i blogged, many things have happened... but of course, you never did know and would never know muahaha. but the interval holds many, em, moments that would be memorable lah... if my forgetful scumbag brain will even remember it. i love you though, scumbag brain. you're the best thing that has ever been mine (well, one of) ♥

jadi marilah kita mengenang semula apa yang patut dikenang dan dirempankan di blog picisan ini. tsk. ye post ni akan diselang-selikan medium bahasa melayu dan bahasa inggeris. menggunakan justifikasi kelisyer blogger, "blog aku suka hati aku la."

Listen, Listen, Listen, Free Education Ain't Gonna Happen

that should have been Kak Pah's reply to Bawani's question. it's a cool reply than "listen x100" innit? no, i'm not saying free education ain't gonna happen, because i admit that i don't know that much about economics (besides what i have to know to pass A-level papers with flying colours). i want to know, though. so i can actually answer her question with a simple yes or no, supported by true facts and real statistics instead of rambling about the problems faced by each species on this entire planet. man the animal rights activists would love to have her in their club, as long as when asked about white whales she won't ramble about PTPTN pulak la en.

so, serious face on. when this issue was first talked about, i just made a vow to myself not to go online that night so i could actually be productive, something rare, just as rare as orang utan nowadays (i bet Kak Pah knows a lot bout that ) but i couldn't stop myself from turning on my pink laptop and staying online for hours... something normal, just as normal as baby dumping nowadays (i bet Kak Pah knows naught bout that cos ya know it involves human beings lol k). im sorry Kak Pah, but i just looove to make nasty remarks. only most of the times i don't. ah here comes the guilt. now where do i find you to ask for an apology? not at peace of course! HAHAHAHHA STAHP AMA.

serius rasa berdosa gila. maafkan saya.

so, serious face on.

i'm not gonna touch anything about politics or even economics. but 

1. respect others as how you want to be respected. basic life rule la kak. you said you gave the girl respect, lolwutwen? well maybe, before you took away that mic from her. and whenever did she not respect you? she was asking questions, most of em were directed to the panel and the government, so why the hell would you be offended? ok now come the whispers that i'm being biased. k fine. Bawani should have asked it in a mannered way, the lower the intonation the better, because apparently to some people charisma and confidence are disrespectful. Kak Pah has charisma and confidence too, right? but unfortunately in this case it's not how you say it, but it's what you say.

2. jangan potong masa orang tengah bercakap, itu biadap. biarlah budak tu habis cakap dulu. kalau apa dia cakap tu mengarut, apa awak nak takut? biar dia malukan diri dia, tengok sekarang awak pulak lagi teruk dimalukan.

i got this all the time lol, TAK MELAWANLA TAPI TERANGKAN KEBENARAN

3. even if the girl was wrong, just tell her she was wrong, and why. what's up with "animals have problems too"? kalau tak tahu nak jawab, cakap tak tahu. jangan malu nak mengaku, it's okay nobody expects you to know everything, no matter how big your position as SW1M president may be. you could have been a lot less embarrassed then than you are now. kesian.

4. ye hidup haiwan memang sadis, tapi manusia ada mulut ada akal, sebab tu kami bersuara. kata negara demokrasi. sampai bila nak sumbat fikiran pelajar dalam acuan? bila kami boleh mula berfikir sendiri? kalau kami berfikir sendiri dan apa kami fikirkan salah, maka betulkan, tunjukkan bukti. tak perlu plaster mulut kami. bersyukurlah tak ramai budak cam Bawani. kalau tak, tak cukup plaster nak beli.

5. you're better academically and whatnot, so please act accordingly. if that girl was rude, then why were you following her standard? chill. so unprofessional of you, the degree holder. even i'm only at pre-u level, i would like to say that.... almost everyone has a degree now. so calm your degree down.

6. lady i actually pity you. not being acknowledged by those you supported, that must hurt. even they were embarrassed to have anything to do with you, when you have gone all the way to back them up... ouch. and those who bekap Kak Pah in the hall, applauding like she had just replied with the cleverest answer, well, really? rly yu guise? rly? someone talked loudly and boldly and straightaway you clapped with all you had? did you even understand a thing she said? what a shame. it would have been so much better if all Kak Pah's ramblings were followed by awkward silences. oh my god, so much better.

don't worry yourself Kak Pah, even Britney made it through

7. Bawani was rude for asking the question after the closing ceremony? then when she sent in her question to be answered during Q&A session, why was she ignored? you ignored her so she asked it anyway. i bet you didn't see that coming did ya? then what's up with the ridiculous oath? was the forum not supposed to involve anything politics? but then why was the title itself contained the word 'politics'? and where's the part 1, 2, and 3 of the video? oops i should stop myself there.

i think i could go on and on, but naaah. this has taken more space than my personal life on my blog lol.

disclaimer: i'm not showing any inclination towards any political party, i'm merely showing my ability to think and voice out my opinions, which everyone luckily still has.

Personal Life

wait is that a joke? hahaha good one.

ok bai.