Me and Mama's Weird Relationship

Me and my mom on daily basis.

Situation 1

me: ma nak naik dah ke?

ma: haah

me: goodnite assalamualaikum love you muah muah eh jaaap

ma: apa

me: *pergi kat mama*

ma: *muka berkerut*

me: *peluk cium mama*

ma: *muka berkerut*

me: asal muka mama camtu?

ma: mama pelik

me: haha pelik apaaa

ma: macam mana nak pergi jauh macam ni

me: eee mama ni comel laa!

Situation 2

me: mama nak ayu fly ke tak?

ma: ikut suka ayu la

me: maaaa!

ma: ye la ayu yang nak belajar bukan mama

Situation 3

ma: *makan ikan lama yang takde sape nak makan dah*

me: ma makan??

ma: sayang

me: ma lagi sayang ikan ke ayu??

my relationship with my mom is unlike that of any other. we have a weird relationship. sometimes, if you listen to us talking, you might think we are fighting. but that's just how we talk. i tell this to mama a lot:


benci mama

geram la ngan mama

menyampah la mama ni

jangan camtu sangat boleh tak

jangan cakap pape boleh tak

ma diam laaa

ma tolonglah

maaa tepiii

*picit*

*tolak*

*tampar*

*baling bantal*

*gigit*

*ye, gigit*

and mama says this a lot to me:

ugh
apa

tepiii

benci

pegi ah

sakitlah

diammm

mengada

ish ayu ni

cam beruk
ayuuu laluuu
lecehla ayu ni

jangan kacau

jangan lahhhhh

like i said, weird relationship. mainly because i can't contain my love so i express it in such a way. when i love people i jadi geram tau tak and taktau nak buat apa dengan dorang  and taktau how to show the love so i get physical. that's why i get ganas and slap, pinch, bite them... you name it. i also geram kat mama because she's so comel in what she does and says and how she looks so i always menyendeng kat dia but then i can't handle her comelness so i push her away and she'll say "mama memang duduk sini ayu yang datang ayu la pegi!"

that's just some of the many weird examples.

but the most common situation between my mother and i

me: sayang mama. sayang sayang sayang sayang sayang sayang sayang

ma: *tengok tv*

me: sayangnya mama ni menyampahlah benci pegi ah

ma: *baca paper*

me: sayangnya mamaaaaaaaaaa

ma: .......

me: MA! AYU SAYANG MAMA LAH!

ma: ha ye la sayang la

me: sayang sangat faham tak?!

ma: sayang je la, semua orang pun sayang mak

me: tak. ayu sayang mama lebih. orang lain tak sayang mak dorang cam ayu sayang mama.

ma: dorang pun sayang sama je

me: TAK!

ma:

me:

ma: *resumes ignoring me*

in any relationship there is one person who shows his love more than the other.

in mama and my weird relationship, i'm that person.

i was not like this when i was much younger.

i guess, i'm making up for lost time.

and spending as much time as i can.

:)