Saturday, November 21, 2009

5A dan Kenangan SKLK

congrats okay kepada si 5A UPSR seluruh Malaysia. siapa tak berjaya jgn sedih, aku dah jumpa yang tak dapat 5A UPSR tapi kat sekolah menengah terer jugak.

ini mendatangkan nostalgia. mari bercerita zaman UPSR aku dulu. . .


masih simpan pelekat meja UPSR, kaler biru lagi. tsk tsk.

i was sure the result would went wrong if only something REALLY went wrong. macam kemurkaan Allah terhadap aku yang banyak dosa ni, atau ade sesapa tak berkati aku, atau mesin cek OMR itu tak dapat baca jawapan aku, atau pemeriksa kertas mmg bikin onar lah dgn aku. other than that, i didn't have high confidence, but i did know that i had done my best and i didnt regret anything at all.

senang kata, UPSR senanglah jugak. hohoho.

sebab soalan pun tak susah sangat, and rasenya UPSR punya scope kecik, balik2 soalan yang lebih kurang jugak, memang dah jumpa dlm latihan2 cikgu bagi. kalau nak ikut latihan aku buat, satu buku je each subject. dahlah benti sekolah agama konon2 nak belajar petang2, tp balik tido, aku belajar bila dah terdesak 2 minggu before tu kot. tu pun sekadar buat buku2 yg dah beli.

mak aku semangat beli buku latihan kat kedai buku sekolah, pastu abang yang jaga tu cakap "mak dah beli banyak ni, buat semua tau bagi dapat result best", something along the line. so tetiba die jd pembakar semangat pulak.

time tu sekolahlah segala-galanya, memang SKLK the bestlah. matematik k1 kalau salah lebih 4, rotan. matematik k2 kalau tak 40/40, rotan. kelas tambahan setiap sabtu lagi, and dulu aku ade file setiap subjek untuk kertas2 dari sekolah, memang terkeluar segala isi perut file2 tu sebab banyak sgt latihan. kalau tak, tah hape aku dapat result UPSR tah. sayang cikgu2 :')





gambar-gambar ini diambil hari keluar result, sebelum result sampai ke tangan kitorg. sebab tulah kerusi semua tersusun, saspen gila dah susun kerusi untuk budak2 duduk. sebelum result sampai, kami melepak beginilah. oh the first picture with Apek, in my hand was a Pokemon/Naruto/Dragonball sort of things card. it was Kimi's, aku mengadanya pergi mintak, konon kenangan, so he gave me. i kept it for as long as i could, i even brought it to MRSM untuk pegang masa sedih2 terkenang kawan lama, but then bila tah aku hot dengan dia sebab dia tak layan aku mcm dulu, aku buang. muahaha.

satu insiden tak boleh blah betul2 sebelum amek result. alkisahnya begini, dulu aku suke Si Dia (kau tahu kau siapa!), geli gila namakan Si Dia hahaha. aku ngn member2 buat surat cinta untuk dia, ayat2 jiwang, tapi signed as someone who actually did like him, and the whole school knew about it including Si Dia himself but Si Dia tak suka minah ni. we supposed sebab mmg dah jadi kenyataan tersebar minah ni suka Si Dia, jadi tak kecohlah bila dapat surat tu nanti. lagipun the whole point was for fun.

Si Dia reply okay surat tu, ditujukan kpd minah yang suke die. bersiri2 insiden terjadi melibatkan camne kitorg buat untuk amek surat tu drpd minah tu, balas surat yang Si Dia balas, tanpa pengetahuan minah tak bersalah yang kitorg menyamar tu. klimaksnya hari amek result, yg mmg dah cuak. tak perlulah ditambah lagi dengan nervous akibat budak yang kite suka tuduh kita dan sahabat handai buat surat cinta tp menyamar jadi orang laen, lepastu konon2 macam kita suka die sebab tu kasi surat tu, perasan, padahal memang kita suka pun. hakhak.

Ashman kau ingat tak? kau mesti dah lupe tapi dulu kau tau pasal aku yang tulis surat tu, lepastu kau macam jadi orang tengah time gaduh2. tapi we never knew what could have happened sbb cikgu panggil masuk dewan, RESULT SAMPAI OI.

dah duduk, time tulah aku sesama kawan2 tiba2 nak bergaduh pasal hal kecik, takut punya pasal. ade menangis mak tak dapat datang, ade jap-jap bangun cari mak die, ade menjerit, macam2. lepastu Teacher Chelvi lalu, kitorg tanye, die kate die dah tengok, kitorg like saya macamane saya macamane, lepastu die angkat bahu buat2 tak tahu, tapi die kate result 5A kali ni meningkat banyak, jadi kami bangga dan more people meant more chances lah kan.



teacher, this is the proof how you played a big role in my life, i willingly reveal this photo with the oily face of mine to public, all because i love you :')
i was holding the present Aisyah and i gave you, remember?
a frame with pictures of us, your students and of both Aisyah and I with you on Malam Nostalgia Tahun 6 :)

then, guru besar Encik Yatim bin Dolir panggil nama sorang2 untuk 5A, ikut angka giliran. time tu jantung paru-paru gugur dah, pankreas tinggal nak meletup, memang takut gila. kitorg duduk sambil pandang bawah, pegang tangan kawan sebelah. dahlah disebabkan panggil ikut angka giliran, semua cam dah tahu kedudukan nama sendiri, paling takut bila nama tuan angka giliran sebelum kita dah dipanggil, sekarang tunggu sama ada si guru besar nak panggil nama kita atau tidak. kalau tak, kite tahu nama kite dah terlepas, dan takkan dipanggil lagi.

Nur Maisarah binti Amran, Nur Syahirah Aisyah binti Roslan, dan aku nama sederet. Maisarah dah bangun. lepasni Aisyah. kuat kitorg berpegangan tangan yang berpeluh2. lepastu Aisyah. dia bangun, tinggal aku sorang sebab aku duduk dekat hujung sekali. tiade sape nak pegang. pegang hati je kalau gugur akibat nama tak dipanggil, sempat tangkap, taklah berderai.

"Nur ...." kata si guru besar. aku pejam mata, aku lega.
sambil bangun, aku kata "nama saya Nurul lah cikgu", dan mula tersenyum berjalan ke depan, tangan ditepuk mengikut alunan sorakan rakan2.

haha mcm novel. itulah line yang selalu aku sebut bila nama dipanggil, dan peliknya, cikgu akan tersalah bila nama aku dipanggil di tapak perhimpunan, depan orang ramai, untuk ambik hadiah atau untuk special occasion. dan cikgu masih sebut salah untuk hari yang sangat penting macamni. aku mula rase kesian kat diri sendiri, ape tak femes ke name Nurul?

naek pentas, terlompat2 dengan mereka yang lain. ade yg speechless, ade yg bersorak tak habes2, ade yang mata berair, ade yang berdiri tidak percaya, ada yang hanya tersengih gembira, mcm aku.



Alia Haseena, TKC's bright student with the Twin.


antara Zahidah dan Darwisyah, nama sorang je antara kembar tu yg dipanggil. sedih gila kembar sorang dapat 5A sorang tak, mesti kena compare mati matian. sekali mase semua name 5A dah habes dipanggil, guru besar kata ade slip tertinggal, sapela pulak ni, rupanya another kembar pun dapat 5A jugak. tak lawak tau guru besar, dah luluh hati sorang member kat bawah tu. dan aku ingat lagi, bila nama seorang murid kelas second last dipanggil. dahlah nama same ngn murid kelas second best. time tu semua diam. sunyi sepi. keliru. si murid kelas second last ni tak percaya. die jalan lambat2. bisikan2 jahat kedengaran. lepastu cikgu kelas die berkata kuat2

"kenapa korang tak percaya pulak, die murid cikgu ni, die murid cikgu" dan terus peluk budak tersebut. mengharukan, tsk tsk.

lepastu sesi bergambar. aku happy sangat tengok muka hampir semua budak2 kelas aku, kawan2 aku atas pentas, semua lega, semua tak sangka. mmg priceless. sayang camera tak bawak naek. jadi tadelah kenangan itu memori. mak aku pulak kat belakang2 dewan. die harapanlah nak menangis, memandangkan aku adik bongsu kepada abang-abang yang semuanya periksa memang power dan tiga orang fly gi oversea, balik dengan degree. jadi mak aku macam dah biaselah, happy memang happy tapi takdela mcm mak kepada anak2 sulung yang menangis semua. bila fikir emo gila mak2 korang, baru UPSR dah feeling2. haha kejam.



Maisarah Amran, with her best pals Nabila and Madihah.
Nabila and Madihah were my Sway members ;)


Teacher Chelvi cakap kat Mai Amran, Ais ngn aku "ini tiga orang kalau tak dapat taktaula". appreciate gila. kitorg tiga2 selalu berderet sama2, kalau amek markah ke, hantar buku ke, sebab nama berturut2 dalam list.

balik, Makcik Siti makcik yang jual makanan minuman dengan van merah die yang jadi pot lepak gang2 aku, dan jadi sebahagian drpd life aku kat SKLK, dan tahu pasal gossip2 terkini, sapa suke sapa, sapa jeles kat sapa, dan pernah kate batch aku yang paling best sepanjang die menjual dan akan merindui kitorg, tanya pasal result UPSR. then gi Kedai Mamak depan van Makcik Siti pulak, mamak tu tanye. lepastu aku dengan gembiranya berkata "5A la mamak", hehe. aku kamceng kot dulu dengan mamak tu, sebab hari2 beli paper dengan Lipton Ice Lemon Tea kat situ. dan topup hampir setiap minggu.

hari mengambil result UPSR merupakan antara hari paling best dalam hidup aku. aku dah tak kesah pasal ape2 lepastu, aku happy berpanjangan, tak payah risau kena kutuk dek sedara mara yang mcm tak sayang mulut, tak payah risau nak reka sebab untuk menyorok tak jumpa orang akibat kemaluan yang besar tak dapat 5A, dan sebab peluang untuk masuk asrama dah terbuka.

hari mengambil result ialah sehari sebelum hari kitorg menamatkan zaman sekolah rendah, iaitu hari terakhir sekolah. sedih gila. kitorg datang, buat bising, menggedik, tangkap gambar, minta autograf kawan2 and cikgu2, termasuk kakak kedai buku, sembang2, terkenang segala ragam, memang terbaek. THE BEST LAST DAY I EVER HAD JUST YET, sedihkan, padahal aku dah 15 tahun ok. sebelum balik, kami sesama gang berpelukan, kemudian yang tinggal aku and Maisarah Shukri, kitorg jalan lepastu peluk kali terakhir bila dah sampai depan kedai mamak. die balik. aku pergi dekat Makcik Siti, tengok mak aku dekat situ, cakap tahniah kat Apek. lepastu die sembang2 dengan Makcik Siti, and since it was the last day, aku borong banyak2 junkfood and air gas, nugget and cucur udang, gula2 and cewing gam. sedih gila.






Bye Makcik Siti Makcik Terhebat, Bye Jalan Sempit dr Sekolah Ke Kedai Mamak yang penuh memori, Bye pokok tempat nawa claim aku pernah dating, Bye Jalan dr Kedai Mamak ke rumah yang aku selalu balik dengan Apek dan kami bersembang pasal crush, Bye zaman kanak2 tak matang, Bye kegatalan, Bye Kantin tempat dia mengusha, Bye Cikgu Aisyah Pencubit Terbilang Merah dan berlebam, Bye Mak Jah dan Mak Enon yang banyak berjasa, Bye Pondok depan kelas tempat lepak, Bye meja kayu depan kelas tempat Nad tulis Love Akmal tapi conteng balik lepas clash, Bye pondok tempat semua menangis kecewa tak dapat markah tinggi untuk Trial UPSR, Bye Dewan tempat hampir kena rogol dengan seorang perempuan tapi sekarang dia ayu, Bye Rumah Cikgu Aisyah tempat berkawad, Bye Meja Kantin tempat kitorg sape duduk halau, Bye budak2 kecik yang beratur nak beli makanan tapi aku bermanis mulut lalu memotong barisan, Bye Kantin tempat pertandingan makan keropok lekor dari mulut ke mulut siapa boleh tahan sehingga hidung bertemu hidung, Bye Toilet tempat betulkn tudung dan pakai Perapi Rambut Sunsilk, Bye Jamban tempat ponteng latihan rumah sukan, Bye Surau tempat berlatih menari Sway, Bye Pentas Dewan tempat dapat 5A dan menari Sway persembahan terhebat Malam Nostalgia, Bye Kerusi Meja Bangunan Padang Pokok Kumbang, Bye Kawan-kawan, Bye SKLK, Bye Kenangan Terindah Zaman Persekolahan, Bye.


Thursday, November 19, 2009

Avada Kedavra Twilight!

hello since i have so much time to do whatever i want, it seems that i'm having less time to fill this blog with words of crappy wisdom.

i have always been addicted to Wikipedia, and i can open lots of Wikipedia tabs at a time and reading them without blinking. in another post will i tell you about what i have been reading in Wikipedia this season, and trust me, addiction to Wikipedia is even worse than my addiction to myspace and blogging.

now i have indulged in another all time favourite addiction of mine, that is youtube. so if my connection's speed of a tortoise allows me, i will at least post a youtube video daily that is worthwhile to occupy your time with! (read:harry potter geek alert)

oh and since New Moon is rising so fast, and everybody is like OMG OMG NEW MOON RAAWKKKSSS MANNN OMG OMG, so i've tried to reread New Moon again, as i'm watching it soon in the cinema. but but but but BUT. i just. . . .

COULDNT. everytime i try to start each page, i was like, blahhhh i knew what was coming blahhhhhh. so i just stopped rereading.

but it never happened with Harry Potter though. i've reread Harry Potter for like more than 4 times EACH book, and i never felt the slightest boredom or symptoms like blahhblahhh i already remember the lines blablaaaaahhh. like i did with Twilight. seriously, with Harry Potter, its just different.

Twilight got me like every new toy will got a lil kiddie, but there is always one that they will take to bath everyday.

hoh, so for your entertainment this is an article from here trashing Twilight :D the white coloured font is the article and the red coloured are my comments, enjoyyy.

Twilight just doesn’t do it for me.
There, I said it.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Firelight, the new Twilight.

after PMR i spend most of my time sitting in front of E channel, and watching E! News and Daily 10 everyday. so i can be said as a master of all hollywood's latest buzz right now. ask me anything, i'm your walking magazine.

when i was in primary school, i used to buy Galaxie, Hype, Klik and Utopia and never missed an edition of them, and that includes two days before UPSR, i read them all. and i had a hard cover book, where i pasted all famous songs at that time, horoscopes, tips on whatever from beauty to thrifty, and the book was popular among my friends. everyone wanted to copy their favourite songs and the prediction of their love life, haha.

and on one of the episodes, the E Channel presents the episode of Saturday Night Life with Taylor Swift as the host. everyone knows SNL is a show of stupidity, imitation of famous people, talking about nonsense, making people laugh their butt off and of parody.

so that's what Taylor Swift did that night. i was bursting with laughter doh. she starred in Twilight spoof, being a Stella, and i really think she makes a better Bella than Kirsten Stewart which is oh-my-i'm-weak-not-beautiful-but-why-on-earth-i'm-so-famous-among-boys? type of annoying girl, not that i say she isnt pretty. Taylor always bit her lips, just like bella did, and she was wearing this wig so that she had Bella's messy hair haha.

because i'm just so kind, so here for you, Firelight.



and not only that, she started the show with a cute song. i've tried to find it on youtube but since it is a copyright, so the only videos near to it only have the song and the lyric, without showing Taylor singing it in SNL and making hilarious gestures about it.



too bad you cant watch the moment when Taylor Swift made the gesture for Taylor Lautner and when she sang about bodyguards lining on the stage, there were actually two of them standing besides her with one holding a sketch of Kanye West's face, hoho!

so there's a bit of not about me thing and none emotional tsunami here, because after this i can assure you there will be lots of T__T kinda posts. till then!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

BUKU PMR UNTUK DIJUAL! MURAH!

want to purchase PMR books?
HERE, you can get the best buy of second hand books that
look like they're fresh from the store,
almost haven't been used,
and with dirt cheap prices!

I CAN LOWER THE PRICE OR EVEN GIVE YOU FOR FREE!!!

prices depend on the period from when I bought the books, the condition of the books, my recommendation and how much i have used the books.

the early birds would have the chance to grab free stuffs (related to PMR) ! seriously, i do this not for money, but just to hand down the books for you to use. i really have this weak heart to throw away things that have helped me so much and that are still usable.

click the picture to have a larger view and for the tittle.

no. 1


original price: RM 15.95 but I sell for RM 10.00.
NEVER used. bought in the middle of this year. clean from any scribble or doodle. excellent for last minute recall, but not for copying notes and revising if you are totally blank about previous chapters, like i was. the details aren't complete because all of them is in the form of mind maps with pictures and colours.

no. 2

*bought by PINA*

original price: RM 17.90 but I sell for RM 12.00.
NEVER used. bought right before my trial. clean from any scribble or doodle. i didnt use it because actually i already have one Geo book for revision, but too greedy when it comes to fine books like this one. very, very, very recommended. isn't like ordinary dull type of revision books with packed of words in it. my personal favourite.

no. 3


original price: RM 25.95 but I sell for RM 15.00.
USED. bought in this year. important things to remember are highlighted, some of the keywords are circled, and most of the exercises are done. so you can just check my answers (unmarked). I really love this book, so i recommend it to you. oh and! it has a cute set of cards with mind maps and simple notes on it! for you to use before you step into the hall, love them too. but i'm not sure if the set is complete, though.

no. 4

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 24.50 but i sell for RM 10.00.
unlike another Geo Book above, this one is the only Geo Book i've used, so you can guess there are scribbles of ways to remember some facts, so many highlighted sentences and some of the exercises are done, too. you will only have to read through it without wasting time to highlight and etc. bought in 2007, when i was still in MRSM.

no. 5


original price: RM 20.90 but I sell for RM 15.oo.
it is NEVER used. bought in 2007, when i was in MRSM i took Kemahiran Teknikal for KHB, so please note that. free from any scribble or doodle. if you are not taking KT, please tell your friends who are, okay? such a waste to recycle this book.

no. 6


original price: RM 4.50 but I sell for RM 3.00.
it is NEVER used, also bought in 2007, free from anything besides the printed words itself, and note that this is KT, too.

no. 7

*bought by PINA*

original price: RM 5.60 but I sell for RM 3.00.
Used. Bought before trial. some points that are relevant and easier to remember are highlighted, other than that, a new and clean book. it is the latest print, so i believe everything is the best yet regarding to the theme and etc. it is only about Panas Salju, so no Komsas notes is concerned.

no. 8

*bought by AINATUL*

original price: RM7.20 but I sell for RM 3.oo.
Used. bought this year. only very few scribbles and highlights in Panas Salju section. very detailed notes, and F3 Komsas is also available in this book.

no. 9

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 6.50 but I sell for RM 3.00.
USED. bought last year. only very few scribbles and highlights in Pasir Salak section. comes with Komsas F2. it looks quite 'used', if you know what i mean. but the things you need to know in there are still okay.

no. 10

*bought by NADIA*

original price; RM 5.90 but I sell for RM 3.00.
USED. bought before trial. important and worthy points to read are highlighted.
you must note that this book was published in 2003, so maybe some of the points in there are different from what we learn at school, but others are just fine as well. and i love the answer section because it is some sort of a note, only some sentences need to be rearranged but the meanings are similar with the points we learn today.

no. 11

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 4.90 but I sell for RM 3.00.
USED. bought before trial. and vital parts are highlighted.
this book was also published in 2003. so, please refer the book above to learn more about this book and how it is relevant until now.

no. 12

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 4.60 but I sell for RM 2.00.
Used. bought in 2008. the poems' points are highlighted and the exercises are done.

no. 13


original price: RM 5.60 but I sell for RM 2.00.
Used. bought this year. some points are highlighted. note that the book combines both Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde with The Prisoner of Zenda together.

no. 14

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 3.80 but I sell for RM 3.00.
Used. Bought before trial. Highlighted. Everything is in detail and will do you great help.

no. 15


original price: RM 3.80 but I sell for RM 3.00.
Used. bought last year. Highlighted. Pretty good to me.

no. 16


original price; RM 6.90 but I sell for RM 5.00.
Used. bought last year. i only did some exercises on form 2 chapters, others are all yours. what i like about this book is it has short notes in front of each chapter, so you dont have to go everywhere bringing those thick revision books. only that i was too lazy and PMR arrived so fast i didnt have time to complete this book.

no. 17

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 4.50 but I sell for RM 3.00.
it is NEVER used. bought last year. free from any scribble, doodle, and highlighted words. one of the examples of my greediness and laziness, a book so fine like this was bought but i ended up forgetting i even own it. on the earlier pages of this book, detailed notes of each chapter are provided, along with maps and stuffs. so good to be true.

no. 18


original price: RM 3.90 but I sell for RM 3.00.
it is NEVER used as apparently the school gives us the same exercise books for free. only the answer sheet was torn off so that i can copy the answers when we had to do exercises in class. heheh. this is the first KHB exercise book i ever own and make use of it, touching. it helps me greatly in letting me know there are so much things about KHB i wasn't aware of. but to remember the questions done and the answers, zero.

no. 19


original price: RM 5.60 but I sell for RM 3.00.
i only did the first chapter, for crying out loud. so this book can be said as good as new. oh and, there is a small book of notes and also notes in front of each chapter's exercises provided. easy.

no. 20

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 3.90 but I sell for RM 3.00.
it is NEVER used, i say this with much regret. bought this 4 days before PMR due to the influence of other candidates who bought like three books each day and finished them on the spot, but i was so unorganized and unprepared i finally forgot about this book. much, much regret. It is a good book, seriously very nice. tells you about your common mistakes in BM. arghh remorse. so, please buy this precious one and dont make the same mistake i did!

no. 21

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 10.30 but I sell for RM 7.00.
USED. bought before trial. some of the tatabahasa exercises are done. very complete, has quick tips and exercises on everything that is asked in PMR, both paper 1 and paper 2. including all the KOMSAS and novel since form 1 till from 3 babeyh. Hotstuff.

no. 22

*bought by NADIA*

original price: RM 7.30 but I sell for RM 5.00.
USED. some exercises are done, bought before PMR. everything is pretty much the same with the book above, as it comes from same publication. Literature and Novel and oh, i like this one best where they provide synonyms and etc. Hotstuff gak weyh.

no. 23 (state which subject)


original price: RM 3.90 but I sell for RM 2.00.
DO NOTE THAT I ALSO HAVE SCIENCE AND GEOGRAFI of the same type. so, you can have which one you prefer, it isnt limited to only Sejarah ok.

speaking of the three of them, i have done some exercises and one that i haven't done anything yet, but i really forget which is which. so lucky you yg dapat kosong lagi tu. These are good, trust me. using the standard and level of difficulty of actual PMR, well sort of, and then you can take a peek at how PMR papers really look like!

no. 24

*bought by AINATUL*

original price: RM 13.10 but I sell for RM 7.00.
yes, i bought it so that i can highlight anything i want without being lectured by the teachers. Buku Teks PAI, mana lagi nak dapat kalau bukan dekat bookstore yg mahal dan dekat aku yg harga buku ni murah weh. and dekat SPBT yg korang takleh contenglah.


AND FINALLY, THESE FREE GOODS ARE FOR THE LUCKY AND EARLY BIRDS!!!



small pocket notes which i got from some exercises books.



GEO, SC, SEJ, BM, BI's trial papers, spotted questions and simply exercises we got during the eleventh hour. but NOT included actual PMR paper, itu mahu kena pinjam sendiri lah. no giving and sharing piece of 'memories' like that. the thickest group here is GEO and SC i supposed, so siapa cepat die dapat.



even more personal items of mine. i present, my very own notebooks on GEO, SEJ and KHB. so hard to get rid of stuffs like these, which i have spent half of this year working on it. really, when it comes to notes i do it wholeheartedly even when i was forced to, because i know i would be needing it for the exams. i wouldnt carry around those gigantic heavy books right?

so when some kids were ignoring the notes completely or copying exactly from the books, i spent my night in front of Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, my weekend in front of Friends finishing all of the notes :') sangat touching dan terharu. if i have done anything to make it worthwhile to get 8 As, this notes are definitely it. the purpose of these notebooks are obviously for you to copy them into your own. haha.


so the steps to take if you are interested in buying are;

1. leave a comment on this post.
2. state which book you want using the nombor siri above each picture. JGN SALAH ek.
3.if still in stock, you may want to state which free goodies you want, just state more than one pun takpe, whichever you prefer, and i will determine if you are qualified to take more ke tak. haha. but if you are one of the firsts, you are certainly in the list!

RULES AND CONDITIONS THAT YOU MUST OBEY

1. you live within the area of SMKLK or my house.
2. OR you are schooling at SMKLK or SMKSK at least.
3. i sell you pay ;D
4. this bisnes is based on first come first served basis, kalau buku yg anda mahu takde takleh bwat apelah. but i will inform you.
5. i wont entertain mane-mane mamat lebih 15 tahun yang nak beli buku and mintak jumpe kat White Coffee pulak tu, pleaselah macam aku taktau taktik kau. *pengsan.

Motto Ini Perniagaan;
"It's not business, it's personal"
*sebab dah tak muat tempat utk letak buku form 4 pulak*


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Majlis KRK, SMKLK 2009



Hai. Saya Amalina. Pada Hari Sabtu, 7 November 2009, Majlis Jamuan Akhir Tahun KRK diadakan. Cuma awal-awal nak komplen yang baju yang saya pakai ini jenis kainnya sangat ringan dan berudara, maka menanmpakkan saya lebih tebal dari biase, padahal kalau baju raya biru haritu saya nampak slender je.

Saya agak teruja kerana jamuan sebegini tidak pernah diadakan, kecuali anda mengambil kira jamuan di kantin sekolah yang dibantu oleh Makcik2 kantin. itu pun nasib baik nasi ayam mereka sedap. tapi tahun ini tidak ada lagi khidmat Makcik2 kantin, kerana kami menggunakan katerer untuk makanan. menu kami pada hari itu ialah Nasi Beriyani Yang Sedap Saya Suka, Sate Yang Saye Tak Sempat Rase, 2 Jenis Kek Cis yang Menyelerakan dari Secret Recipe, Kek Coklat Yang Ala-Ala, Mihun Tomyam yang OKla, dan Caramel Yang Saya Buat Lagi Sedap.

Tapi Kesimpulannya, Saya gembira dari segi makanan. Sebab tu lah muka saya macamni. tapi Mamat kata muka saya macamni sebab terkena Badi Omar, dan Hazirah berpendapat kerana saya banyak cakap maka semua gambar mulut ternganga.



Masa ini kami tengah mengtouch up hadiah bagi guru-guru buat kali terakhir. Kami beli mug dan lukis sendiri coraknya bertemakan 3C1. Juga ada marker dalam tu, jadi lepas ni cikgu tak payah lah nak pinjam marker pejabat lagi.

Dan pada saat akhir tersebut Mama Saya Yang Baek Lagi Disayangi rasa kesian kat saya ni, konon nak beli gula-gula dan snack untuk cikgu, ihsan duit sendiri, tapi dekat Kedai Mamak Yang Mahal tu. Kesian anak die. jadi mama offer bawak ke Pasaraya Terdekat untuk beli semua benda. Padahal time tu dah petang dah :')



Hai saya Hazirah. Saya dah pandai dah dengan budak bawah ni. . .



Hai Saya Adam. Saya merupakan Pengurusi KRK dan buat KRK lebih menyeronokkan. maksud saya ketika manifesto hari pengundian ialah menyeronokkan dari segi tiade aktiviti dan hanyalah berfoya-foya dengan sahabat handai, termasuklah kegiatan kami yang suka memanggil orang boyan kemudian menyorokkan diri. memang menyeronokkan. oh dan saya kecewa tiade siapa dengar ucapan magis saya ni, walaupun Zawani yang buatkan sebenarnya.



Hai saya YDP PIBG apa-nama-saya? hah hah hah saje je test kamu semua. tidak seperti Adam, saya benar-benar sayu apabila membaca ucapan saya dengan semangat yang berkobar-kobar, namun suara saya ditenggelami bunyi Budak-Budak Yang Tak Tahu Hormat. dahlah apabila berucap saya selalu pandang audience untuk menampakkan confidence, namun saya hampa kerana audience semua tidak pandang saya.

Kalau ade pun hanyalah Amalina dan Kawan-Kawan yang bertimbang rasa. Awak ingat senang ke haa buat ucapan? Awak ingat saya boleh tenang selagi tidak berlatih berjam-jam? Awak ingat saya suka sangat menonjolkan diri dekat sekolah awak tetapi tidak dihargai? apabila saya dipandang sepi oleh awak semua? apabila awak semua cakap muka saya seperti Charlie Chaplin? Saya cabar awak berada kat tempat saya. Adam pun dah rasa. hah hah hah.



Hai Saya Farabi. Saya comel sebab tu saya buat muka camni.



Hai Saya Mak Datin Zawani dan Puteri yang ditabalkan oleh dirinya sendiri iaitu Syafiqah.



Hai Saya Kamilah, dia Amalina yang tergedik-gedik dengan saya. Tapi disebabkan die pendek, untuk mengurangkan kejanggalan keintiman saya pun anggaplah dia macam adek.



Hai saya Nawa, itu Syihan. Kami memang Biru, dan Kami suka Biru. Blue adalah diri kami.
Haih takkan kami nak kena terangkan apa maksud biru sebenarnya?



Hai saya kembali. Gambar pertama menunjukkan saya ragu-ragu untuk makan kerana saya akan tidak boleh berhenti. Gambar kedua merupakan percubaan saya untuk buat-buat lawa, tapi hasilnya kelakar.




Hai kami semua merupakan hadiah bagi pelajar KRK yang datang ke majlis itu. Kami comel, budak-budak perempuan semua sayang kami. tapi budak-budak laki. . . sedihlah macamni.




Kami Generasi KRK Terbilang!


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

A Storyteller Who Tells Things Anda Taknak Bace

warning kepada penulis-penulis di luar sane, tidak kirelah anda penulis filem atau novel, aku memang sangat cerewet ye dlm bab storytelling ni. except for penulis bloglah, sebab aku pun sedar blog aku juga berkecah.

bace dan bace, aku tak boleh fokus. bukan sebab kebulur seperti biase, tapi sebab banyak sgt comment dlm kepala otak aku ni berkenaan cerita tersebut. ade je yg tak betul. ade je yg predictable. penggunaan bahasa lintang pukanglah, tak realistic lah, haih i'm quite difficult to please, in the term really satisfied with something. jari jemari aku ni dok menahan je drpd hantar cmmnt kpd si penulis, yelah aku ni bukan sape-sape. banyak pulak songeh dan cerita.

cume aku seorang budak yg sgt bercita-cita untuk jadi storyteller. mungkin korang pernah cemburu dan curious bagaimanakah seseorang boleh buat satu benda yg sgt hebat, yg korang rase inferior dan helpless untuk buat benda yg same level. bagi aku, aku pandang tinggi dan pada masa sama jeles dekat pembuat cerita yg sgt hebat, baik dr segi moving, balanced, heart warming, twisted, or simply great story.

aku tak puas hati. kali ini in the sense of tak puas hati begitu hebatnya karya mereka, dan aku rase aku tak mampu. bila aku pegang novel bestseller atau award-winning yg dapat pujian melambung drpd media dan public, aku tacing pulak, sebab aku pun nak ade masterpiece, with delicate covers, thick meaningful pages, favourite paper scent, which can create a whole new feeling and impressiveness in my readers, faham tak?

aku nak buat satu cerita yg pembaca akan memberi reaksi yg same mcm aku. aku nak orang gelak macam aku gelak, nanges macam aku nanges, meroyan macam aku meroyan bila aku bace sesetengah novel dan tonton sesetengah cerita.

aku dah fikir, mcmane aku nak jadi a good novelist if my vocab's range isn't that wide, when there are so many words lost in my radar, and when i'm not good at and not a fan of long detailed description of something. i just want to cut it short, and straight forward to the story, at its surface and beneath it.

dan satu lagi hal untuk aku so called writer wannabe, orang selalu tak faham aku. and worse, i often have issues in handling it, when i have to explain several times about a simple single thing. i'm sorry but i cant help wondering why it is so hard to comprehend? mak aku pun kate mase aku kecik aku dah banyak cakap dengan pelat segala, dan aku akan marah dan merajuk bila orang tak faham atau tak dengar. old habits die hard.

tapi sekarang since aku agak cerewet apabila membaca dan menonton, aku harap aku akan jadi bagus dan better dalam bnda yg aku complainkan tu. i do believe that one of the secrets to succeed in a particular field is when you are picky about it. when you always throw comments, you learn not to be one of those idiots yg can screw up so much they dont even notice their mistake. itu pun IF you note their weakness when you are doing the same thing, not just thinking you are better and do it blindly. betul tak?

mcm mak aku, agak cerewet bab makanan, and thats how she's the best cook ever and boleh kaya raya kami kalau aku bukak restoran My Mom's All Rice Shop dgn tagline 'Bukan Sekadar Nasi Biasa', yg mane mak aku masak dan aku takde kena mengena pun, hanya mengira duit di belakang kaunter jd businesswoman .

walaupun babah seorang yg sangat pandai business dan membuat hasil lumayan sekelip mata, aku tak berminat. lagipun, babah sudah tiade untuk tunjuk ajar. aku nak satu je, aku nak bercerita. aku nak cerita apa yg aku angankan, yg mase aku berangan memang melebihi mase aku belajar. dan harus korang tahu, yg aku bukan berangan seperti pepatah orang putih 'building castle in the air', aku berangan membuat cerita, dengan konflik dialog semua.

but i know when to stop the conflicts, terima kasih kepada kebencian aku menonton cerita mcm Intan, aku takkan buat cerita bangang macamtu yg nak kaut untung je lebih, masalah tak habis-habis, dan bila rase dah cukup kaya terus buat last climax yg untuk ke berapa puluh kali, and the story ends happily. bodoh sengal.

lepas tu aku pulak mempersoalkan kenapa tak jadi mcmni, boleh je cerita ni nak jadi mcmni, kenapa cerita terus habes kalau sebelum ni ade lagi masalah yg lebih dahsyat sebelum masalah laen muncul, dan akhirnye aku buang mase mencipta cerita Intan dlm paleotak aku.

Note; aku tak tengok Intan kalau bukan atas dasar timbang rase kat mak aku. dan juga alasan untuk tido lambat dan tak belajar, dan sebab nak habeskan masa bersama mama last-last mama juga yg panas aku complain tak habes-habes. sape suruh bodoh sangat Intan tu.

Masa aku sangat kecil, aku sangat patriotik dan bila abang-abang yg belajar di negara omputeh balik rumah dan bukak MTV semasa tengah isi beras dlm ketupat, aku akan rase sangat marah sebab hoi, ini raya, tak boleh ke kite tengok something yg merangsang mood raya? cerita omputeh tu bila bila pun adela! mereka juga salu kutuk cerita melayu dan mase aku kecil, aku tak faham kenapa.

tapi bila berumur 9 tahun di mana aku dah layan cerita omputeh dan pandai compare bagus atau tidak, baru aku faham. sekarang kalau kau tanye, aku tengok Senario ke Friends? aku pilih Friends walaupun dah berapa puluh kali tengok ulangan yg same.

no offense to Senario fans out there, i used to think Senario was good back to the time when they didnt start making fun of sexual things and low IQ jokes out of lacking ideas. kau ingat aku tak faham walaupun time tu hingus masih menitis di baju?

aku rase sgt tak senonoh dan tak pro, kalau aku nak tengok dirty jokes baek aku tengok cerita omputeh. kalau aku nak tengok budak perempuan menggelenyar, baik aku tengok cerita omputeh. kalau aku nak tengok cleavage, baik aku tengok cerita omputeh. orang putih takpela, kau orang melayu. cerita melayu sekarang jarang ade nilai ketimuran, nilai Melayu Takkan Hilang di Dunia bak kate Hant Tuah tu lagilah hampeh takde.

memang satu ketika dulu ade mase yg best gila sitkom melayu mcm Rumah Kedai dan Pi Mai Pi Mai Tang Tu. tapi sekarang? mungkin pade orang laen tak, mungkin pada aku sorg je sbb aku dah terbiase dengan lawak subtle omputeh. something yg menggunakan wit, dan bukan menjadi goofy semata-mata, yg menggunakan susunan perkataan yg best, dan bukan keletah mengarut si pelakon semata-mata. bukan slapstik.

aku tak faham kenapa orang nak buat cerita yg aku rase dorg sendiri tahu tak best. mungkin sebab itu kerja mereka, dan mereka harus suap anak bini dan aku boleh simpatilah sebab aku pun tau aku mungkin tak dpt jadi better drpd diorg kan? memang ade cerita Melayu yg best, tapi sangat jarang. i cant help predicting what happens next, or even guessing who's the director in cerita Melayu, and i always get it right.

jadi bila aku tengok kelemahan sebegini, aku pun ade inspirasi untuk tidak menjadi bengap yg same. at least kalau aku nak jadi seorang lagi bengap yg membanjiri industri cerita Melayu Malaysia, biarlah orang lain tak dpt predict bengap aku. aku takkan ulang silap dorang.

aku tahu orang tak ske aku tulis panjang-panjang. terutama kalau aku tulis benda yg bermakna dan serious pada aku, aku tengok respon tak banyak, dan mereka selalu skip kepada post ringan-ringan yg pendek. kau ingat aku tak tacing ke? bagi seseorang yg memang suke menulis tapi sedar diri tiade bakat, tapi bila org laen juga sedarkan kite dgn care begitu, sape tak tacing.

aku tulis benda yg bermakna pada aku, orang boring. aku tulis lawak tahpape, orang bace. aku rase hal ini lah juga yg akan terjadi kalau aku jadi penulis novel satu hari nanti.

semua nak novel chick-lit, dan novel yg aku siapkan dgn susah payah akan menjadi habitat labah-labah. dan aku akan jadi seorang yg tak berjaya besar nanti kerana salah memilih career, padahal semuanya salah pembaca yg tak berminat dan salah bidang penulisan negara yg suam-suam kuku, apetah lagi bila cerita hebat dari luar di bawa masuk.

dan mungkin juga salah aku yg naturallynya, tiade langsung bakat menulis.

dan jangan tertipu, kisah cita-cita aku yg takkan kesampaian ini baru menemui anda
dalam episode satu.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Politik Tikus?

aku dah lame nak cakap pasal politik dlm blog nih. ye lah, aku boleh dikira close observer jugaklah kan. tapi taknaklah berbunyi pro mane-mane pihak, oh itu bahaya boleh mendatangkan murka pihak yg lebih berkuasa, perbalahan dgn sahabat handai dan tidak lupa bertemu Raja Petra dekat mane die kena tahan sekarang.

oleh itu, aku pon cadangkan korang bace satu blog ni. blog ni memang best dan aku suka cek update die, or bace semua post ulang-ulang. pandangan politik die sangatlah hebat dan impressive menunjukkan die seorang yg genius.

sila tekan sini untuk kisah 1Malaysia yg akan dibanned dan kisah terjah ahli politik.

entrinya sangat serious sekali, percayalahh. sangat serious sampai aku rase pelik kenapa dia tak masuk ISA. oops. atau pun Raja Lawak.

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